OK, this might seem like a little Too Much Information, but I can’t be bothered worrying about your feelings right now (sorry – love you). I think it counts as part of my NaBloPoMo challenge to write about the topic of “routine”.
I pee. A lot. It’s like some kind of OCD thing I’ve got going on. I think it’s reminiscent of the days when I was a kid and you had to pee before you left the house to go somewhere, so that you didn’t have an accident later, or annoy the hell out of your parents when you were yelling at the top of your lungs that you need to do a ‘wee wee’ but you were nowhere near any kind of toilet facilities…
I always have to pee right before I leave the house. Even if where I am going is only 20 minutes away from my house and most likely has its own facilities. I’ll be getting ready and then when I check the time and I’ve got all my stuff together I will announce to the hubby that I’ll meet him in the car because I’m “just gonna go pee real quick”.
This is usually followed by a roll of the eyes and a glance at the clock. However, I can’t risk peeing any earlier than the absolute 11th hour because then I might have time to want to pee again before leaving the house.
OK so I’m realising that in writing I am an absolute goose!
I pee before going to bed. I mean, I’m sure everyone else does, but my habit comes with a fear that in the middle of the night I might wake up and need to pee but it’s a long walk to the ablution block from my tent and it’s so cold outside and I’d have to get dressed so people don’t see me in my PJs…
Yes, I was taken camping for much of my young life and for that I blame my parents.
I tend to forget that I have a nice house, with a heater and a toilet that is indoors mere metres from my comfy bed!
Again, I have to wait until the last second before I think I’m going to go to sleep or otherwise I have to “go” again, just to make sure.
Make sure of what, you crazy woman?!
Great, now I’m talking to myself (that’s surely a whole other post in itself).
I also have to pee before sitting down for a meal. Once I know it’s cooked and ready, I have to go to the loo because I really don’t want to feel the urge to urinate while I am eating. I don’t like getting up halfway through a meal. It just doesn’t feel right. I’m not sure if this speaks more to my obsession with food and unwillingness to let a beautiful hot meal go cold or if it is more about my fear of needing to pee at an inconvenient time.
*sigh*
So what are your weird habits and routines?
hahaha i pee alot too but not in a set routine like you!!i loled at the fact you hve to pee b4 u eat!!!
Okay, I totally have that same weird pee obsession you do. Before bed, before going ANYWHERE…the worst is the train though. I pee before the drive TO the train and then again before I get ON the train. Why risk having to use those gross (and MOVING) toilets?!
Thank god I’m not the only one! Actually I think I do that train thing too…we’re hopeless!
You pee before a meal? I usually pee after. Hahah. Funny post.
Oh my goodness, we are the same person!! All my friends bitch about my toilet habits, I’m always asking for stops on roadtrips and constantly ducking into pubs to make a sneaky trip to the loo. Going to the movies is the worst. For some reason I can watch a whole movie uninterrupted at home, but in a cinema? No way.
If I am walking barefoot and I see one toe out of the corner of my eye, then I need to see the other toe out of the corner of the other eye before I can go on walking normally.
But, you’re weird!
Bahaha.